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Chapter 767 - 766: Leopard-Print Flapping Moth Hahaha

Shi Yuhuai’s struggle earned him a little bit of a comeback.

He ended up with a one-meter-nine leopard print mattress on his back, his face expressionless.

From the moment the staff took out the mattress, he knew he had been too naive, tricked.

They had definitely prepared for him to carry this leopard print one, but were afraid he might refuse, so they went with an even more exaggerated girly pink, retreating to advance, making him agree.

The staff were very pleased, with a sense of satisfaction from their scheme succeeding.

Mu Qiu and Guan Yu circled him twice, their mouths agape in shock.

Mu Qiu: "Whoa, this leopard print mattress is really fancy!"

Guan Yu: "Incredible, it makes me feel like setting this big mattress on fire. It’s huge."

It really was huge, needing to look up at it. When Shi Yuhuai turned his back to them, he kind of looked like... a very large, aggrieved leopard print moth.

Mu Qiu held it in, but couldn’t, squatting down to laugh out loud.

"Hahahahaha I can’t take it anymore, Brother Huai, you really look like a big moth! Even the color matches!"

Shi Yuhuai: "...Shut up."

[Brother Huai was the one who brought up the big moth joke himself hahaha killing me]

[This leopard print moth is quite stylish, actually wearing leopard print]

[Brother Huai, hurry and run, this line really cracked me up]

[Why didn’t you choose the girly pink, I’d love to see Brother Huai with the girly pink]

[Lie down and sleep on the spot? What kind of variety show does this, director you’re visionary, I support you]

[How much did the director pay you, share with me, I can praise you too]

[Yes, yes, yes! That’s right, give that Sailor Moon to Brother Cheng!]

[Is this going to be Sleeping Beauty?]

[Isn’t this the tag game we played as kids? Shouting a keyword can immobilize, others can’t catch you, and someone can rescue you, this game could make me sweat a kilo out]

[Soon we’ll see a bunch of big moths sleeping on the ground]

[Li Yang and Shu Ran are in danger in this game]

[Moth hunting time! Brother Huai, use your skills to make the leopard print moth famous!]

[Don’t lie down immediately when running fast, Brother Cheng! Remember! The staff need to remind them]

[You’ll break the director with this, stop messing with the director]

[Director: My dear big niece, you’re really capable of driving your uncle crazy]

[That awkward feeling is back, are there too many idols? A group’s conversation is making my scalp tingle with awkwardness, like when Shu Ran just joined the show]

[Thinking back on the pilot episode, how long ago was that]

[Said I’d only look at Brother Cheng’s face, and now the sweet romantic plot is making me bend over, these two are too sweet]

[Turns out Brother Cheng spoils his girlfriend like this / tough girl tears.jpg]

[Leopard print!! Hahahahaha I’m dying laughing]

[Give that sequin one to Shu Ran, let the leopard print moth and sequin moth have a mutant battle]

[Is that all? I don’t think this game is interesting]

[I’m even thinking this game is tiring, the first two games were exhausting, this one’s still a demanding one, what’s the director thinking, aren’t artists human?]

[End the game quickly, I can’t wait to see the final stage, go Yang!]

[Who the hell came up with this, and there’s even a printed mattress of Muscle Man! So straightforward]

[Lin Lian, if someone asks you to lift your shirt and show abs later, don’t agree, you’re still young]

[Such a shabby stage, even the makeup needs to be shared / facepalm]

[Black shirt! Both times Brother Cheng wore a black shirt, they were legendary]

[Hurry up, I can’t wait, I wish I could slam the keyboard and fast forward like it’s a video]

[Chasing around with a big mattress, this is really weird]

[Those who don’t know would think I’m watching a children’s channel, a bunch of Makabaka here playing human dominos]

[Stage! Stage hurry up! I can’t wait! I want to see the little stage prince return!]

[Brother Cheng and Brother Huai must dance hotly! Got it, director / holding the blade I bought for two fifty to my neck trying to threaten you.jpg]

Everyone was carrying a mattress.

From the color and length of the mattresses, it was clear the staff preparing this prop had some kind of twisted sense of humor.

The one-meter-eight and one-meter-nine mattresses were either pink, leopard print, or powder blue gradient or Sailor Moon.

In contrast, the one-meter-five and one-meter-six mattresses had handsome pictures of two-dimensional characters, revealing abs, biceps, or surfing in shorts.

Making the female guests look like they were into it like a bunch of horny old perverts, so straightforward.

Mu Qiu very disdainfully looked down on the show crew’s blunt method, frowning in disapproval:

"What is all this? Director, how could you be this kind of person... hey hey hey, where are you taking that abs one, missy?! Come here! I’ll bear it for them!"

Cheng Zhirang raised an eyebrow.

Guan Yu righteously accused her: "You’re too greedy, Brother Cheng is still here! I’ll bear that mattress for you, no need to thank."

"......Sister Guan Yu, have some shame, is there a need to directly snatch it?!"

Guan Yu was already beside the staff, actively carrying the abs-picture mattress, patting the staff member on the shoulder, saying:

"Such a masculine thing, I’ll have to trouble myself to suppress it, you can get off work now."

Staff: "......"

Mu Qiu rolled her eyes speechlessly again, also stepping forward to choose.

She passed her hand over the bicep-pictured two-dimensional character’s illustration, finally stopping on a mattress with the image of a surfing character still in clothes.

Just when she was about to pick it up, another hand pressed down on it too.

She looked up, directly meeting Li Yang’s gaze.

"Li Yang, I didn’t expect you to have this kind of hobby too."

Li Yang’s handsome face twisted slightly: "...I just don’t want the Sailor Moon one!"

"What’s wrong with Sailor Moon? ’In the name of the moon, I’ll punish you,’ such a holy proclamation."

He forcefully pulled at the mattress: "If you like it, I can let you have it. Anyway, what’s left there are only Sailor Moon ones."

He was too naive, not realizing the danger when Shi Yuhuai picked up the leopard print mattress, so he was a step slower than Cheng Zhirang and the others, only to watch helplessly as a few embarrassing mattresses remained.

All different versions of Sailor Moon, Zhang Li could endure it, but he still wanted to resist a bit.

Mu Qiu wouldn’t let it go, pulling the mattress back a bit:

"I’d love to, but the length is fixed, if I carry a one-meter-eight one, wouldn’t I trip on the spot? If you carry a one-meter-six one, wouldn’t it only reach down to your calves?"

"I don’t mind!"

"I mind!"

The mattress was pulled between the two of them, finally landing in Mu Qiu’s hands.

Li Yang begrudgingly carried the last Sailor Moon mattress.

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