"Welcome-nya! Ojou-sama~!"
"W-Welcome… Iroha-chan… I can't take it anymore…"
"What are you two up to?"
After that, we received a message from Ah-nee specifying a location since we had split up earlier.
"N-No, Iroha-chan, this isn't My's hobby, it's all thanks to Anego!"
"Hehe, isn't it cute~! So, what have you two been up to?"
"Just as we said, we went to buy some merchandise."
I said while showing the bag from the anime shop.
Of course, it's all for all ages! Really.
"Hey, did Ogu buy something too? Show me, show me~!"
"N-No!!!! Absolutely not!"
"Don't get so mad."
Grrrrrr!
Ongu hugged the completely black bag, hiding its contents, and threatened Ah-nee.
Really, what did they buy?
"Well, Ah-nee and the others are satisfied, right? Let's have dinner and go home soon."
"You just want to go home and watch the stream after you finish your shopping."
"N-No, that's not it. We need to prepare for tonight's stream, that's all."
"Geez, Iroha-chan! But unfortunately, we can't go home just yet!"
"Huh? Why not?"
"Hehehe. It looked interesting, so…"
Ah-nee laughed and winked at the maid, her real profession?
The maid took out a panel and had a big smile on her face.
"I have a bad feeling about this."
"Don't be so scared; it's perfectly fine! Earlier, our ojou-sama… I mean, our onee-sama signed up for a ‘service experience course for 4' from here."
"Ah-nee!?"
"Well, it was just supposed to be fitting, but once we got here, I wanted to try everything-nya♡"
Ah-nee struck a cat pose.
You're doing something unnecessary again!
"Uh-oh, Ogu! Let's escape!… Um, Ogu-san?"
I tried to escape with Ogu.
But for some reason, Ongu held me tightly from behind.
This means I can't move…
Could it be!?
"Anego, does that mean I can also receive Iroha's service?"
"Of course!"
"Sorry, Iroha, I'm siding with Anego."
"Ugh, Oguuuuu!"
"Hehehe, Iroha-chan~. Mai did it too~"
"Nooooo!"
It was a lost cause with 3 against 1.
I was thoroughly humiliated…
***
"That's how it was, sis~"
"Ugh, I feel dirty…"
"Hehehe! Iroha, you looked really cute!"
After returning home, we did an off-collab livestream.
The topic naturally became our recent outing.
But to prevent any identity leaks, we added various fakes to the story.
I wanted to see Iroha-chan in her cat ear maid outfit!!!!
>Someone make fan art please (Korean)
>Maid outfits are all about shyness (U.K.)
"Everyone got along and received service from Iroha-chan-nee~. She even drew a heart on the omurice!"
"This is strange! Normally, in situations like this, it's supposed to be two by two taking turns, right!? Why am I serving three people, and three people are serving me? It's unbalanced!"
"It's a matter of supply and demand, so there's no choice. Just accept it."
>I'll pay $1 million for that omelet rice. (U.S.)
>Did you say ‘Moe Moe Kyun' or something?
>Seriously? Oh man, I wanted to hear that!
"Look, Iroha-chan, we have some requests coming in!"
"Do whatever you want already."
In the maid café, I had been through enough and felt like saying, "Whatever.".
After all, I'm a streamer too.
So, if it's come to this, I'll go all out.
Whether it's "Moe Moe Kyun" or "Moe Moe Beam", bring it on.
"Alright, let's do it, Iroha-chan! 3, 2, 1… Cue!"
"—Become delicious~! Kya-wa-kya-wa, pyua-pyua, mo-e mo-e kyuu~n♡"
For a moment, the comment section went silent.
Then suddenly, the chats started pouring in.
>The background music is on point LOL
>I saved this! (U.S.)
>Well done!!! (Korean)
"I can't hear because it's muted!? Mai, you schemed this, didn't you!?"
"I-I don't knoow~"
Mai, who had been helping with the stream and acting as a moderator in front of the computer, played innocent.
So, Ah-nee, was this what the countdown was for?
"Someone requested a clip. We should play it before having a meal each time."
>I've been entrusted with it.
>↑It's the famous clip maker!
>Made to order wwww
"Alrighty, since Ogu's moving out, let's have a feast today! Bring the alcohol and snacks!"
"After eating all that omurice and parfait, you still want more?"
"Ah, young lady, alcohol goes to a different stomach! You don't have to overdo it, Ogu~!"
"What!? Mai, bring everything!"
"Yes, sir~!"
With an exasperated look, Mai left the room to fetch the alcohol.
I sensed something was amiss.
"Wait, Ogu. This situation is bad. We're getting carried away by Ah-nee!"
"Even Iroha treats me like a child!"
"N-No, it's not like that. Whether you're good or bad with alcohol is mostly determined by genetics! Out of the two genes, if both are strong, you're a lightweight. If one is strong, you're normal. If both are weak, you turn into a frog. So, it has nothing to do with being childlike. Uh-oh."
"Y-You called me a child again!?"
Unfortunately, Mai returned at that moment, holding a tray with alcohol, snacks, and even Packy,
And even a Twister game and a bundle of chopsticks with numbers written on them.
Why!? We didn't need any of that!
"Well then, let the feast begin~!"
I thought it was the beginning of hell.