Dear Fellow Cultivators of Chaos and Silent Lurkers of the Starless Abyss,
I used to think the worst species of online lifeforms were the Privileged Fucks Chapter 0 Goblins — those Pathetic creatures who read exactly four lines of my novel, saw one comma out of place, Charcter used isekai word and immediately declared, "Author has the intelligence of a damp paper towel. One star. Also, India bad."
Truly, I thought they were the final boss of webnovel clowns.
But today... oh today, I met a new evolution of clownery.
This specimen didn’t even read the novel. No no — this one scrolled past the Chapters like a lactose-intolerant child in a cheese museum and dove straight into the review section drama. After reading the hate comments and my spicy clapbacks, he decided:"Hmm, I shall now leave a 1-star review, just to see if the Author will duel me in the comments like it’s a Yu-Gi-Oh deathmatch."
Sir. Ma’am. Thing. Why are you like this?
For a brief moment, my hands itched to unleash a thousand words of keyboard-fu upon this attention-seeking fruitcake. But then I remembered a sacred hate comment from the archives:
"This author deletes reviews. He’s abusing his power!"
And for the first time in my majestic Webnovel career...I clicked ’Delete’ like a petty god smiting trolls with thunderous grace.
I feel no shame. Only divine satisfaction.
Now, I come to you — my loyal readers, my blessed cult of silent ninjas — with a request. Nay, a summons.If you’ve read and giggled even once...If you’ve survived my typos and lived to tell the tale...If you’ve watched me fight internet gremlins in the reviews like a caffeine-fueled gladiator...
Please. Rate the damn novel.
Help me maintain that sweet, sweet 4-star rating so I can continue fighting the forces of stupidity with meme-swords and sarcastic spells.
With salt, sass, and seven cups of rage-coffee,– Your Dramatic & Slightly Deranged Author,DarkGoldMonarch 👑🔥
P.S. Don’t worry. I only deleted this Fuck’s review and remaining are intact, even the Racist comment is in the review saying " Indian people are call center frauds"