Uma Musume: Slacking Professionally Novel

In "Uma Musume: Slacking Professionally," Kitahara Sota finds himself in the lively Uma Musume universe with a singular, hilarious objective: to achieve peak idleness. Transmigrated to the renowned Tracen Academy, his sole ambition is professional slacking. When the imposing Chairwoman calls for him, Sota develops a convenient bout of selective deafness. He masterfully ignores overtures from the influential Mejiro family and feigns deep slumber when the diligent Student Council seeks his participation. Should an Uma Musume, these cherished horse-girl athletes, propose him as her personal trainer, Sota demonstrates an unparalleled talent for disappearing. One might observe his approach to life with concern, noting, "I hope you're treating your life with the same attitude," to which Sota nonchalantly replies, "Yeah, sure, whatever you say."