So there I was. Sitting in my ugly sandcastle house. Aizen chewing on a rock. The cactus from yesterday still standing like some smug green stick.
And then it hit me.
Why don't I make a second floor?
Yes. A big, epic second floor made of sand. What could go wrong?
I got up, gathered sand with my claws like an idiot raccoon, stacked it on top of the crooked, sagging walls, and after a while…
It looked like garbage.
Aizen tilted his head, one ear flopping down. Even he could tell it was dumb.
I stood back proudly.
And then it collapsed.
Right on top of me.
"GUOOOOHHH!!"
(Translation: Aizen you cursed mutt, help dig me out!!)
Aizen? He just wagged his tail and peed on the rubble.
EP Reward: 10,000
Reason: Tried to build a two-story sand house in a desert. Surprise, it didn't work.
After digging myself out, I got a new genius idea.
If the house can't go up… it can go down.
Yes. A basement.
So I started digging a big hole next to the ruins of my house. Dug for hours. No water, no treasure. Just more sand.
But then I forgot I'm huge and the hole wasn't big enough. So I got stuck.
Upside down.
"GUOHHH!?"
(Translation: Help, idiot dog! I'm stuck again!)
Aizen? He looked into the hole. Licked my foot. Walked away.
EP Reward: 12,000
Reason: Got stuck in own hole like a moron.
I eventually managed to wiggle out by blasting a small Cero beneath me. It launched me out like a cork from a bottle.
I landed face-first into the same cactus from yesterday.
Again.
EP Reward: 15,000
Reason: Hit the same cactus twice in 2 days.
I sat there, cactus needles stuck in my mask, Aizen lying on his back laughing (or whatever noise his stupid face makes when happy).
Current EP: 1,601,500 / 100,000,000
I sighed.
Life was good.
I was still dumb.
But now, with a basement.